One of the golden moments(?!!!) of my life……..which I always cherish………
Just want to share with you guys……………….
My school life went smoothly until I met ‘abhishek-chemistry teacher’…..and he is also the class teacher of our 11th STD ‘A’ Section.
Our gang is an notorious gang in school…with 5 lively members(?!?)………(every one in school call us as ‘panja pandavas’ ) and our gangs was ruling the whole class………….
A villain entered in to the scene in the form of ‘chemistry sir’…….his name is ‘abhishek’…………..he is very handsome ,having a Hercules kinda physique…………he looted most of our class gals eyes. We lost all our glamour and fame in front of him.
He always show ‘narasimha’ face to us and ‘krishnan’ face to thes gals’………..like ‘punngai mannan’ revathi ,every gal is lagging behind (‘milk shake’-nickname sponsored by the gals to him….grrrrr!!!!!)
Some external said us that ‘this chemistry sir was an pakka womanizer’…….he thrown out his previous job for the same reason).We warned our gals friends but they didn’t listen ,as we expected.
Just we (gang) waited for the day to tear his masks off……fortunately…..the day came……..
One of our class mate ‘susan’ entered in to the class with a gloomy face and she suddenly broken out and started to shed tears…….(before half-an-hour she went to abhishek’s(chemistry sir) cabin to collect the ‘answer sheet’…………………1+1=2 ,self explanatory……….’chemistry sir’ has took biology class in his cabin………
my gang’s ‘Thalapadhi’, samraj’s face turned red………(because susan was his lady love)…………..and shouted in a furious tone ‘….tha (chennai’s notorious bad word) avana summa uda koodadhu machi’
The same evening a secret meeting was held in vijay’s(aggressive participant) house to frame the strategy for dissecting the ‘manmadhan’ –abhishek(chemistry teacher).
After the ‘Feasibility Study’ (?!) we decided to attack him in his house itself
Time 5’0 clock (that’s the tuition time…..so every gals will watch our action ;) )
We are dilemma whether to hit him with bare hands or with some ‘porul’(hockey stick,bat……..stump….etc.)….finally we selected ‘cricket stump’……..
Our advisor Lawrence told……..hitting…..a armless person with weapons (?!) is an unethical practical……..(because he was induced by our ‘karate masters’ sayings)
Suddenly vijay’s face turned blue and he started describing about the mightiness of the ‘chemistry sir’ ,his bi-ceps size ,armpower ,etc……………
‘Advisor’ Lawrence changed up his mind (convinced himself by quoting an example from ‘ramyana’---vaali&rama) ,we all went to chemistry sir’s house with our ‘porul’
‘Chemistry sir’ casually stared at us ,asked in a sarcastic tone ‘ennangada tuition padikka vandhingala’
Samraj immediately replied ‘illaDA….solli kudukka vandhom’
That ‘DA’ damaged must damaged ‘chemistry sir’ ego…….he bust of anger ….and he tried to get up ……simultaneously said ‘adinga’………..
Abruptly ‘samraj’ pushed my shoulder,in husky voice he said ‘mamtha’….(my long time crush ‘mamtha’ was seeing this action,there is a very chance to impress her)…….i stormed my right leg in to ‘chemistry sir’s’ chest………he lost his balance and fell out of the chair………….but Immediately he managed thrown the table towards use……..that hurt ‘vijay’ badly………………..furiously samraj deployed the stump in to ‘chemistry sir’ stomach…….he blocked that hit and rolled his wrist towards samraj ‘s face….wisely sam missed that(dhrogi) and chemistry’s wrist blown in my face……I complete lost control.....that was an terrible hit……..(mamtha screamed…..’aiyoo’ and closed her eyes)……that ‘aiyo’ sound gave me lot of confidence and energy….some how managed and forced the stump in to chemistry’s face…….that stump has hit the right spot …..his nose………….
Blood was oozing out of his nose and he totally out of his balance…….Sam signaled us like ‘it’s enough’……..while leaving the room lawrence warned him ‘….tha inimel ponnunga kitta scene potta….thala thirumbidum’ .
Next day so called ‘chemistry sir’ came to our class……all the students start laughing and murmering by seeing the bandage over his nose………..
He came to us ….and in a husky voice he told………’you never pass your 11th std’ ……samraj replied ,’enna vaangunadhu …pathadha’(we very well aware that….all our answer sheets were going to other schools for correction)
All the final exams were over…..we are very confident about performance…….(me and samraj expecting around 85 %)
The results came………but shockingly……..i failed in chemistry…..scored only 8 marks….not only me…..all our gang members…..marks ranging to from 8 to 25 with respect to the hits.
Just I explained every thing to my dad and we went meet the prinicipal (whole gang was waiting to meet the principal).Just I asked the principal for re-valuation……I really shocked by seeing my answer sheet…….because…that…..chemistry dog……stroked out more 75% of the pages………same was happened in the other’s case also………..
We explained everything to prinicipal ,other class gals also came to help us…….finally prince was convinced……she asked us to write the ‘re-exam’(eye wash) ……as expected…earlier…..we passed…the exam………..
P.S: whenever, I stumble upon any one by name abhishek ……..involuntarily my nerves were popping out of my skin (Like ‘ratchangan’-Nagarajuna)……can’t avoid…..
